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Resident Evil T-Virus

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So apparently Avon is selling the T-virus to unsuspecting women who want fuller, plumper looking faces. Little do they know they’re gonna get just the opposite!

First from Avon: injectable-grade facial filler. A skin care breakthrough! Fullness perfected, not injected!* Dramatic results for dramatically less! Super concentrated serum.** 3x the level of injectable-grade hyaluronic acid for dramatic filling & plumping.*** In just 3 days, begins to reduce the look of deep folds. In 2 weeks, 82% of women saw more youthful fullness in the cheek area.**** In 4 weeks, dramatically reduces the look of deep facial folds and hollowness.

In 5 weeks, you’re a zombie and the GW has to take your head off with a shotgun because he won’t put up any of your ‘NAR NAR BRAINS’ zombie bombie bullshit. PEW PEW, Avon, PEW PEW.

Product Site
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Avon’s Derma-Full Totally Looks Like The T-virus [totallylookslike]

Thanks to gordon and residentistEVIL, who called in Rad to the power of Sick today and rushed out to pick up Resident Evil 5.

via geekologie

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